http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014724.html

Six-year-old blonde girl with a Hanna Montana purse: Daddy, it's so dark, isn't this romantic?
Dad, nervously looking around: No, this is the farthest thing from romantic.

--7 Train

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/05/19/caption-this-winehouse-keteers/

Illness

Three people in our extended have recently discovered they have serious illness. Globally, our extended family is kind of a wreck about this. It is no good when someone you know is healthy and then suddenly, they are not.

One person has cancer and is not expected to live through this calendar year. The type of cancer he has is mostly found in smokers and in drinkers. Guess what? He smokes and he drinks.

And there is no time to be pissed at him or work this out, because all the time left is about loving him.

http://annenahm.com/?p=428

http://annenahm.com/?p=427

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/05/19/while-you-were-going-down-the-rabbit-hole/

• Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were married this weekend, and reportedly had an "Alice and Wonderland" ceremony. In that both were entirely populated by nonsensical creatures who defy logic and make sense only as hallucinations viewed through a looking glass (of paparazzi cameras).



• We get it, lady - he has a giant c*ck. Might be about time to give the old publicist a raise, John Mayer.



• I'd think it was cute that Kate Hudson is apparently dating Lance Armstrong if her pal Matthew McConaughey hadn't already hit that. No sloppy seconds, Kate - you're better than that.



• Doctors are still trying to determine the cause of Senator Ted Kennedy's seizure, but if I had to guess, I'd say it had something to do with a realization that he'd accidentally ran out of booze.



• After being voted Entertainer Of The Year by fans at the Country Music Awards, singer Kenny Chesney - who has won four years straight - said he thinks the fans shouldn't decide, which is sort of like saying you don't really care about money after winning the lottery.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/05/19/bwe-alarm-clock-for-monday-may-19th/

So after that post a week ago where I was all Wahhh! Cannot talk! And such, a few things have happened.

1. I have stress eaten. I realized just how bad it was when I heard myself have this internal conversation: "Anne, you know if you go walk for twenty minutes, you will not be hungry."

And I answered myself with,

"shut up and eat this Ben & Jerry's. I don't pay you to think, up there".

to shopp or not to 'shopp




( not safe for eyes )

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/blackwell.asp

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014723.html

Woman #1: Girl, you best shut yo' mouf!
Woman #2: If y'all don't shut it imma beat yo' ass with one of these ballerina pumps!

--W 61st St

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014722.html

Girl: What do you mean, you like her? Like, you-want-to-bone-her like-her?
Guy: Could you please not say that!?

--NYU Kimmel Student Center

Overheard by: A. Haven

( MORE, ALL SFW )

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014721.html

20-something girl: ... And then he drank the holy water, wait, no. I drank the holy water, and he got sick, but I didn't.
20-something guy: Did it cure your gout?
20-something girl, angrily: I don't have the gout!

--Crowded Elevator, Atlantic Ave Station, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Tigertail

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/05/19/best-night-ever-for-sunday-may-18th/

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014720.html

Bald white guy: You know Steve, right?
Asian woman: Steve? Who's Steve?
Bald white guy: Oh, he's the gay guy with the three-legged dog.

--43rd & 9th

More for LOLS than actual WTF.

Celebrities get caught in a lot of ugly situations. Half naked on the beach. Wasted at an all-night rave. Dazed and confused during a police mug shot. Puffy and discolored after a botched plastic surgery.

Nothing, however, compares to the horror and humiliation of appearing in a videogame. Beauty is destroyed in a vomit of sprites and mutated textures. Talent is lost in the wasteland of two dimensions or the soulless, robotic modeling of three. Everything fans love and recognize is warped, stretched, melted, bloated... and then paraded on the screen for dozens of hours at a time.


Fun Fact #1: This adaptation of Labyrinth was released solely in Japan.
Fun Fact #2: The Japanese believe David Bowie is the devil.

GREELEY, Colo. -- A Johnstown teenager has been ordered to stand trial after a 7-year-old girl in his care died in what police said was a beating that imitated the "Mortal Kombat" video game.

creep for sleep



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