anne_nahm ([info]anne_nahm) wrote,
@ 2008-04-15 05:14:00
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Inability to Manshop - Probably Also How Marilyn Monroe Ended up in that Video
My husband’s birthday is coming up. Being a terrible wife with minimal insight into my husband’s interests and enjoyments, I hardly ever know what to get him. Mostly I put off thinking about it and then panic at the last minute and get him a sexual favor.


It saves on wrapping time.

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[info]breakableheart
2008-04-15 01:33 pm UTC (link)
Blow job during Baywatch. Works every time.

How about something completely different, like a tree to plant in the yard? Or go get his car detailed? Tickets to his favorite sporting event?

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[info]etinterrapax
2008-04-15 01:46 pm UTC (link)
I'm even worse. I tend to offer sexual gratification and then forget to deliver. How long does parenthood work as an excuse?

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[info]anne_nahm
2008-04-15 04:06 pm UTC (link)
I did that once. Then I pretended I thought he had a fantasy about narcophelia. It didn't work.

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[info]harrahsahara
2008-04-15 02:49 pm UTC (link)
you could make something

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[info]polanegri
2008-04-15 04:03 pm UTC (link)
he DEFINATELY wants a fuzzy steering wheel cover

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[info]anne_nahm
2008-04-15 04:05 pm UTC (link)
That does sound pretty kinky... Hmmm. I might actually do it!

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[info]rolla_cameron
2008-04-15 06:24 pm UTC (link)
I have the same problem....what to get him and then before you know i, the day has arrived and still no gift. bahhh so then I end up taking him for dinner and usuallyto a place that we both love! so then we both win...and maybe even sometimes he'll get some kinda sexual favour to!

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